Messier than a Tornado in a Trailer Park

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tallymonster
notebooks-and-laptops

People do not talk enough about how amazing Lae'zels voice acting is. Devora Wilde put her whole ass pussy into some of those lines but nobody pays attention and calls laezel one note and angry. But have you listened? Have you heard her voice shake as she cries "what good - this heart of stone - for it to be shattered?" Have you heard the conviction where she declares that Vlaketh has sinned against her? Have you listened to the fear in her voice, the slight tremble when she is talking of becoming a mindflayer and the way that she has utter awe in her tones when she experiences something that is truly spiritual to her? Like. It's such a subtle and great performance.

smallcanofworms

DEVORA WILDE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

keldabe-kriff
fakejuly

Frothing at the mouth every time I see a sex ed resource that says "use condoms" without any further elaboration. "Condoms prevent STIs and pregnancy in the vast majority of cases when used correctly" but then they don't talk about what correctly IS

Correct use of a condom means

  • Using the right size, because if it's too big it can slide off or leak and if it's too small it can break or come off. Condoms usually come in 5 sizes, I'm sure you could find others outside of that as well but in ten years of sex work I found they covered everyone
  • Using lube, even if you think you don't need it. With the exception of oral sex, condoms should always be used with lube, 100% of the time. Most important lube should be applied to the outside but a drop in the tip of the condom before putting it in is also a good idea
  • Being mindful that latex is prone to wearing out, being damaged by heat etc. Condoms should be kept somewhere cool, not folded in wallets or sat on in back pockets and should be changed between activities and after about 15 minutes of any vigorous activity. Ask me how I know (a condom snapped on my leg when a client was pulling out, because I didn't change it when I should have)
  • The penetrative partner should hold the base of the condom when they pull out, and should do so immediately after they ejaculate so the condom doesn't leak or come off as the penis gets flaccid

Bonus: a lot of people think hand stuff can't transmit STIs. Wrong! If you give your partner a handjob and then touch yourself you can get HPV, herpes (low risk), and infections like chlamydia and gonorrhea

This isn't meant to be stressful, and the most common STIs are the most treatable - and often curable - but getting gonorrhea in your eyes after a facial still extremely sucks and yet no one talks about the fact that any mucous membrane can be effected, not just your genitals (yes this includes your mouth and throat)

In ten years of doing sex work where I saw 10 clients a day most of the time I've had 4 condom fails ever. One was what I mentioned above when it snapped on my leg, one was a client on top of me didn't get off fast enough after he finished and the condom came off, and the other two were a Glyde brand magnum that was inexplicably twice the thickness of a regular condom and didn't stay put on anyone so I suggest just avoiding Glyde entirely (their water based lubes also stain fyi). With all other brands correct use = extremely safe

just-a-refrigerator
thottybrucewayne

Does anybody know of any etsy alternatives that's not redbubble or something like that?

thottybrucewayne

I found one!

Artisans Cooparetive is a handmade only site owned and operated collectively, its in phase two beta right now but they already have some pretty cool products I've seen so far

nikidanger

Boycotting Etsy for supporting Israel & banning Palestinian liberation merch from being sold on their platform. Please deactivate your Etsy accounts & let them know WHY.

^^ Thanks for finding an alternative for people to use!

keldabe-kriff
mrshamill

Today is my 64th birfday.

If that shocks you, unfollow me.

If it bothers you that a 64 year old woman is on Tumblr enjoying fandom, unfollow me.

If you think anybody above the age of 30 doesn't belong in fandom, unfollow me.

If you think all I should be doing is my taxes and not squeeing about my blorbos (or even posting how much tRump sucks) unfollow me.

I have been in fandom since the original Trek was on the air and I will continue to be in fandom long after you young'uns turn thirty. Fandom is not just for the young. If you think that, unfollow me.

dduane

Instafollow. :)

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sinick

LOUDER for the ageist, sexist shitheads in the back!

presentablypunk
animentality

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wiseoldllamaenby

@amtrak-official

amtrak-official

Yeah, trains are pretty much the most efficient transit system known to man and it is maddening that we chose other methods at any chance

blueroses96

it was racism!! it was good ole american racism!!! this cannot be forgotten. any discussion abt this topic without racism front and center as the PRIMARY REASON for this change is toothless and impotent.

the auto companies created the term "jaywalking" to demonize walking on streets, associated it with stupidity and "undesirable people", and offered automobile ownership as the solution. they convinced the white upper and middle classes that public transit was a waste of money and did they really want to sit next to Those People on a trip to the park? and CONVENIENTLY built highways through communities of color and immigrant communities, neatly displacing them and gentrifying the surrounding areas in one fell swoop. it was because of RACISM and CLASSISM. the auto companies weaponized racism and classism to sell privileged white people on a stupid technology that actively harms everyone on the planet themselves included.

electric trains are an efficient technology that does a lot of good for communities and is extremely necessary in the coming years of climate catastrophe but we canNOT discuss this with discussing class and race and protecting people affected by pro-public-transit policies while implementing them. we MUST protect vulnerable communities liable to get ousted by luxury apartments built next to the new metro station. rent controlled apartments and redesigned zoning laws are a MUST.

singlikeabone
The forgotten history of how automakers invented the crime of "jaywalking"
In the 1920s, auto groups redefined who owned the city streets.
Vox

For reference on the history of jaywalking

anarchistmemecollective

#why is #IT #ALWAYS #FUCKING #RACISM #I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING COUNTRYALT
ineffablepspspscal
milf-adjacent

"Vaccines reduce your chance of contracting long covid" yes. For AN infection after recent vaccination. By a maximum of 15%. Whereas each covid infection increases your likelihood of long covid by 200-250%. Per infection. Not to mention the lasting effect covid has on your immune system even if you don't develop long covid. To answer the 4.7 million tweets and posts about everyone being sick: It's covid-infection-related immune damage. You cannot fight off colds or RSV or whatever anymore because your body's T and B cells are dead or injured and your memory T cells are broken by covid's spike protein. This is so similar to HIV a number of recent papers describe some long covid symptoms as Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, aka AIDS. This is not "just a cold." Getting infected does not induce lasting immunity. You need to do more than get a shot. You need to distance as much as possible and mask when you cannot. You need to filter your aid and improve ventilation. You need to adapt to covid instead of simply succumbing to it.

redspringthorn
Immunological dysfunction persists for 8 months following initial mild-to-moderate SARS-CoV-2 infection - Nature Immunology
Phetsouphanh and colleagues show that individuals with long COVID have persistent activation of the innate and adaptive immune system at 8 m
Nature
COVID-19: A NEW DISEASE PARADIGM
What if SARS-CoV-2 continues to infect us even after the initial symptoms fade?
John Snow Project